Oracle recruits Developers / Senior Developers
Posted on December 10, 2008 in Corel Photo Painter (Default)
Designation:
Java Developer / Senior Java Developers
Job Description:
As a member of the software engineering division, you will perform detailed design based on provided high level design specifications. Assist in system planning, scheduling and implementation. Build enhancements (including new product features) and resolve bugs. Build and execute unit test and unit test plans. Review integration and regression test plans.
Desired Profile:
Technical Skill Sets:
1. 2 to 4 years experience for Developers and 4 to 7 years for Senior Developers with Object Oriented Design and Development.
2. Current (2+ years) hands-on experience developing commercial software using Java/J2EE.
3. Development experience with J2EE Technologies like JSP, Servlets, Struts, JavaScript, EJB.
4. Effectively involved in HLD & LLD.
5. Proven ability to debug code.
6. Experience in RDBMS, SQL and SQL Tuning.
7. Experience in Oracle and SQL Server.
8. Experience in packaging & deploying on J2EE servers (Weblogic or Websphere or Oracle OC4J or JBoss) on Linux / Solaris / Windows
9. Familiar in Configuration Management Tool (ClearCase or PVCS or CVS or VSS)
Technical Skill Set (Optional)
1.Familiar with J2EE patterns
2.Experience in UML/Rational rose
3.Spring framework and Hibernate
4.Expertise in diagnosis and resolution of issues
Other Skills (Mandatory for Senior Java Developers, 4+ Years experience):
1. Ability to mentor junior software developers
2. Thoroughness to produce meaningful documentation
3. Business pressure sensitivity
Experience: 2 - 7
Industry Type: IT-Software/ Software Services
Functional Area: ERP, CRM
Education: UG - Any Graduate - Any Specialization
PG - Any PG Course - Any Specialization
Location: Bangalore
Keyword: Java, J2ee, Oracle, SQL, ERP
Contact: Abhishek Sharma
Oracle India Pvt Ltd
5th Floor, Cyber Gateway
Hitec City, Madhapur
Hyderabad - Andhra Prades 500081
Telephone: 91-040-55395504,55395322
Email: abhishek.x.sharma@oracle.com
Website: http://www.oracle.com
Reference: Java/Blore
How to Apply
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Satyam recruits Java / J2EE Team Members
Posted on December 10, 2008 in Corel Photo Painter (Default)
Designation:
Java J2ee- Team Members
Job Description:
Satyam computer services ltd is currently looking for Java professionals to be associated with it. The candidate should have a minimum 2yrs to a max of 3yrs of experience in Java J2ee technology
Desired Profile:
Designation : Java Professional
Job Description: Software development, Implementation and Maintenance of Projects, team management skill and Project Management.
Skills: Java, J2ee.
Required Qualification : BE/MCA/B.Tech./M.Tech/ms/me.
Desired Experience : 2 to 3 Years.
Joining Location: Hyderabad
Interested Candidates Are requested to immediately send their updated resume along with current contact details
Experience: 2 - 3
Industry Type: IT-Software/ Software Services
Functional Area: Application Programming, Maintenance
Education: UG - Any Graduate - Any Specialization
PG - Any PG Course - Any Specialization
Location: 2 - 3
Keyword: Java, J2ee
Contact: Satyam Computer Services Ltd
Email: Benjamin_Henry@satyam.com
Website: http://www.satyam.com
Reference: JAJ2HYD
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AIG Systems recruits Associates / Senior Associates
Posted on December 10, 2008 in Corel Photo Painter (Default)
Designation Associate/Senior Associate
Experience 3 - 7 years
Industry Type Software Services
Functional Area IT Software - (ERP / CRM)
Keyword Peoplesoft HRMS; PS SQR
Location Chennai
Annual Salary Best in the Industry
Education UG - Any Graduate - Any Specialization
PG - Any PG Course - Any Specialization
Job Description
Should have good development skills in PeopleSoft
HRMS in the following areas: PeopleTools
Application Designer* People Code *SQR
* PS Query*Workflow
Desired Profile
Should have good Development skills in PeopleSoft
HRMS in the following areas: PeopleTools
Application Designer * People Code *SQR
* PS Query *Workflow
Reference
001PST
Contact Information
Name Kiran Changela
Job Posted on 14 Sep' 2007
Address
AIG Systems Solutions Private Limited
Olympia Technology Park,
8th floor Fortius Phase – 3,
No 1, Guindy Industrial Estate, Guindy,
Chennai - Tamilnadu ,INDI 600032
How to Apply
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HCL Technologies recruits Software Engineers
Posted on December 10, 2008 in Corel Photo Painter (Default)
Designation:
Software Engineers
Job Description:
Selected candidates will be working on device driver development, Intel Assembly language and Intel processor architecture.
Desired Profile:
Hi, We are currently looking for professionals with hands on experience in the follwoing areas for one of our ODC in Bangalore: Candidate should have strong C programming skillsStrong C++ programming & OOAD skills is highly desirable. In depth exposure in Linux Operating System or any other UNIX flavor OS is needed. An ideal candidate should have strong understanding of Intel processor architecture OR any other processor architecture with good assembly programming exposure.Should have exposure in developing device drivers. Exposure in using Oscilloscope, Logic Analyzer etc would be an added advantage.Should have exposure in using at least 1 Defect Management System and Source Code management systems, Preference is CMVC, Clear case This opportunity will also require the selected candidates to travel immediately to onsite US for a period of 3 to 6 months hence candidates who are willing to travel only need to apply for these positions.Work Location - HCLT Bangalore
Experience: 2 - 7
Industry Type: IT-Software/ Software Services
Functional Area: System Programming
Education: UG - B.Tech/B.E. - Computers, Electrical, Electronics/Telecomunication, Instrumentation
PG - M.Sc - Any Specialization, Computers, Electronics;M.Tech - Any Specialization, Computers, Electrical, Electronics/Telecomunication, Instrumentation;MCA - Computers
Location: 2 - 7
Keyword: C, C++, Linux Device Drivers
Contact: Jikesh Krishna
HCL Technologies Limited
Telephone: 9840844048
Email: jikeshk@hcl.in
Website: http://www.hcltech.com
Reference: 030 / Firmware Developer
How to Apply
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Don't like my price? Sue me.
Posted on November 23, 2008 in Corel Photo Painter (Default)

I recently tried Restrictions Apply's idea that every damn job has a price and that I should not underprice it, just because of being afraid of losing a project. Whoa. I was amazed. I started pricing on what I believed was fair. No one even flinched a bit. And the ones that did, well, they got a cheaper price from a cheaper design studio. Go ahead, cheap client. You suck, so you deserve your ad to suck too.
I recently quoted some flyers at a nice price. The client went missing in action. Weeks later, I heard that the client paid some 75 bucks per piece to a local Corel Draw user dude. The designs were awful. Well, well. Good for them. You want a crappy price, you deserve a crappy art, dammit.
Clients sometime think we have all of those designs ready to go and that we don't spend any damn time working on them. Add to that the fact that we sometimes are tired, having problems at home or passing a night of sex and alcohol... I mean tired! Tired! Ha. We sometimes don't come up with creative ideas or cool designs right off the bat. And that time, well, it's on their bill. I don't care if I do it less than an hour or a whole fucking day. If I sit down to do your ad, you better pay me what I damn deserve and something extra.
Me love you long time, but no money, no honey.
Working is overrated anyways
Posted on November 23, 2008 in Corel Photo Painter (Default)
Pop quiz, hot shot: how many times you wake up not wanting to do anything? Ah. What a glorious . I have been known to wake up, go to work, and proceed to ram up where the sun don't shine every single job I receive. The pleasure? I proceeded to get paid. HA.
Let me pause for a second here and clarify something: for those out there who think that wasting time is a way of life at your current job: you suck hairy balls. Really. Being a lazy ass dude who proceeds to ignore the day to day jobs that come in because they are so busy looking at Archive or playing their garden variety Tetris suck long and hard. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. Just look at the poor, slimmer by the day guy right next to you, that hasn't seen his daughter because he's doing YOUR damn work. Shame, shame.
Anyways. Let me get off the soap box. Where was I?
There is something very dirty and pleasurable about deciding not to work one day. We deserve once in a while for a day of nothingness. When I started working I felt guilty about it. Hm. Not anymore. I've worked and paid my dues. It's time to take the day off. And if you are slaving away at your department... do it.
Yeah baby. Whip out some DVD's or a cool magazine. Have a good one. On the house.
Wear it with pride!
Posted on November 23, 2008 in Corel Photo Painter (Default)

Wellll guys, here at Advertising Sucks, we decided to make the money that our bosses took from us. We designed some cool shirts for you ad sucky people out there. More are coming, so come on down to: The Why Advertising Suck Store at Cafe Press.
Good prices, hilarious tees. Come on, wear one and get a memo. Do it for the team!